Do you find yourself wanting to be in a relationship? Or, do you find yourself in a relationship and not having the faintest clue what to do about it? Download the Alt.Romance FAQ (i.e., Frequently Asked Questions) in DOC format and you'll be able to read answers to questions like "How do I meet other people?" or "What's a romantic thing I can do for my significant other?" Written in true FAQ form, it provides a broad range of points of view as well as both facts and opinions on the matter.

If you've found that special someone, you may want to move on to more explicit instructional material. "The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra" is a classic (and explicit) reference to sexual relations, and is available for downloading into your Palm device in DOC format.

A more contemporary sexual reference is the infamous Alt.Sex FAQ. This document is the result of several years of work by over a dozen individuals who compiled the very best answers to some of sex's most difficult questions. It provides information on anatomy, techniques, and even sexually transmitted diseases. (One note of caution: while not explicitly addressed in the FAQ, it might be considered poor form to reference these materials on your PalmPilot in a "real-time" fashion, if you know what I mean.)

If these materials motivate you to investigate previously unexplored realms, and you haven't adopted that physician-recommended workout regimen yet, then you may also want to having the PalmPilot First Aid & CPR Reference (compiled by Mary Jo Sminkey) loaded on your device...just in case.

The obligatory Starr Report reference
Finally, if Bill Clinton's escapades have been entertaining to you, then you certainly don't want to miss having the entire Clinton-Starr-Lewinsky fiasco in DOC format loaded on your Palm organizer. Nearly everything regarding the trial is available, including the sexually explicit Starr Report, transcripts of Clinton's videotape deposition, Monica Lewinsky's depositions, email to Linda Tripp, and the White House "prebuttal." On a tangentially related note, the Cigar Smoker's FAQ is also available for downloading in DOC format (although we suggest that you not inhale).

So, whether you like to read about other peoples' fantasies or create your own, there is a great deal of "romantically inclined" and "explicitly mature" materials available for loading into your Palm organizer.

All of the above documents can be found at either MemoWare or The Lending Library. Or, take a tour around the PalmPilot E-text Web-Ring. You may be surprised to find exactly what you're looking for!

Craig Froehle is currently pursuing a doctoral degree in Business Administration at UNC, but is perfecting the art of cheese-sculpting as a back-up plan. After learning this month that his streak continues unbroken by failing, yet again, to be a recipient of the Nobel Prize in anything, John Swain will continue to work for a living in New York City.